The $3,000 Mattress: How I Schooled My Roommate on Campus Survival
Language: en
When college started, my parents bought me a $3,000 mattress. But the moment it entered the dorm, my roommate completely lost her mind. "Three thousand dollars? Is this mattress going to guarantee you a spot in grad school or turn you into a literal angel?" She looked at my new mattress like it was covered in filth, her lips curling in disgust. "This kind of extravagant, corrupt behavior is exactly what we college students need to eradicate!" "Our dorm is trying to win the 'Model Room' award, and you're going to ruin our reputation!" I picked at my ear and looked at her like she was an…