I Divorced My Wife for Sleeping With a Teddy Bear
Language: en
I gently wiped the wine from my face, my expression perfectly calm. "Since you keep talking about spending the rest of your life with that stuffed bear, I am simply granting your wish." "Gunther!" "Our daughter just turned one, and you are using this ridiculous excuse to divorce me. You are a complete and utter bastard." Judy was shaking, her eyes rimmed with furious, red tears. "Sign the papers," I said, entirely unfazed. "I will see you at the divorce attorney's office tomorrow at nine in the morning." I did not want to waste another breath. I threw the divorce agreement onto the table…