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Tied to You: The Delivery Mix-Up with My Dentist Crush

Language: en

To bathe my pet, I was influenced into buying a "Couples' Bathroom Suction Cup Wristband." But the package left at my door was mistakenly taken by my crush, the dentist next door. While walking the dog, I discussed the "wonders" of the wristband with an innocent college boy. When I got back, my neighbor backed me into a corner. "Who did you use it with? "If it could be just anyone, then why didn't you choose me?"

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