I Got Rich by Selling My Emotions After the Breakup
Language: en
After the breakup, my feelings became tradable commodities. A single dose of heartbreak could sell for ten thousand dollars. A flare of anger was worth five grand. I fast-tracked my way to financial freedom entirely on the back of getting dumped. Just as I was about to bundle up ten pounds of sorrow to sell to the system, my ex-boyfriend suddenly showed up. He cornered me against a brick wall, his eyes bloodshot, his voice trembling. "Why aren't you sad anymore? Did you ever even love me?" I looked right past his face. Hovering above his head was a massive, glittering orb of affection,…