The Big Buyout
Language: en
My boyfriend thought my breasts were too big. He gave me $70,000 to get a breast reduction surgery. Right then, a mysterious person suddenly transferred $700,000 to my account. The memo read: "Don't listen to him." I gripped my phone and secretly texted my boyfriend's best friend: "If you want me to listen to you, just sending money isn't enough." He replied at lightning speed: "What are you talking about? I don't understand." Me: "Never mind then, I'm heading to the hospital." He panicked just as I expected: "What else do you want?" "Are you 7 inches?" "I'm 24 years old." "Talk is cheap,…