The 98-Pound Curse
Language: en
To make sure I wasn't being catfished, I asked a psychic streamer to calculate my online girlfriend's true weight. The Master did his math and said, "Your girlfriend is 98 pounds. She's got a great figure." Before I could celebrate, he added: "However, her weight is going to change drastically today. The heaviest part will be 6 pounds; the lightest will be 2 ounces." As I was wondering what that meant, a comment flashed across the screen: [Oh no, your girlfriend is getting dismembered today!]