Signal War With My Crazy Neighbor
Language: en
I’ve recently acquired the neighbor from hell. She owns a plant—a rare, spindly thing she claims absorbs "cosmic energy"—and it has become the focal point of the entire building’s misery. It started when she decided the electromagnetic radiation from my electronics was poisoning her precious "Aether Lily." She demanded I kill my power twenty-four hours a day. No lights, no TV, and absolutely no Wi-Fi. I tried the rational route. I explained that I work remotely, that the internet is my livelihood, and that there is zero scientific evidence that a router affects plant biology. I told her if…