The Cotton Candy Scandal
Language: en

A passerby's blurry cellphone video just nuked the internet. In the clip, Cole Hudson, a B-list actor famous for being universally hated, snatches a massive stick of cotton candy right out of a little boy's hands. Right in front of the kid's face, he takes a huge bite. The boy unleashes a deafening, heartbroken shriek. Cole doesn't even blink. The entire internet is screaming for me to be canceled and permanently blacklisted. Then, a gossip blog digs up the kid's identity. He is the only son of Sloane Sinclair, the ruthless billionaire CEO of the Sinclair Group. The public consensus is…