Goose and Duck Hunt
Language: en
"Has anyone here ever heard a goose scream at three in the morning?" I have. Right outside my front door. My neighbors were convinced I was slaughtering live geese in my living room. They swore the sound of a meat cleaver hacking through bone gave them nightmares every single night. They even posted a video to the building's group chat. There was blood. There were agonizing shrieks. The evidence was irrefutable. I couldn't defend myself. That is, until the police took my spare key and unlocked the door to the apartment right next to mine. In that moment, everyone finally shut their…