My Useless Husband Fired Me Today
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The night my wife left for her business trip, her assistant sent me a photo. In it, the two of them lay tangled in a mess of white hotel sheets, fast asleep. He had even added a smug, provocative caption: Hey bro, your wife’s got great technique. She’s mine now. I didn’t reply. Instead, I opened our company’s Slack workspace. There were two hundred and thirty-six people online. I uploaded the photo to the general announcement channel and typed: “Congratulations to our executive assistant, Tim, on his outstanding performance. Effective immediately, he will be taking on the additional…