Melomiri

My Imaginary Wife Sent Me Millions

Language: en

To save myself a lot of trouble, I always made up a wife. One afternoon, while out shopping with a coworker, I spotted a jacket I absolutely fell in love with. The only problem was the price tag—it was a bit steep. As the sales clerk kept up her relentless pitch, I casually brushed her off. "Ah, never mind. My wife would kill me. Even if I bought it, she’d just make me return it." I didn't think much of it. But the very next day, a package arrived at the office. I ripped it open, and there it was—the exact jacket! My coworker’s eyes went wide. He grabbed the card tucked inside and read it…

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