My Online Boyfriend Is A Snake
Language: en
My online boyfriend is a bit of a weirdo. He constantly sends me pictures of his pet snake, always asking me if I think the little guy is handsome. I honestly am not a huge fan of reptiles. But my virtual boyfriend is a god at video games, has a voice like liquid velvet, and is incredibly generous with his wallet. So, I routinely swallow my conscience and shower the reptile with praise. "Absolutely gorgeous!" "That is literally the most handsome snake I have ever seen in my entire life!" He would always text back, "Does my baby like him?" I would reply in seconds. "I love him! So…