My Ordered Incubus Was Not As Advertised
Language: en
The incubus I bought online was a complete bait and switch. The product page promised a sweet, obedient, and thoroughly domesticated companion. What I actually got was a feral menace. I pictured coming home to a hot meal, a spotless apartment, and someone eager to warm my bed. Instead, I came home to cold leftovers, a wrecked living room, and a shrieking disaster of a demon. Warming my bed? I wouldn't let this guy near my sheets in a million years. Just as I was about to completely lose my mind, a direct message popped up on my phone from the seller. "So sorry about that, ma'am! We…