A Stray Cat Walks Into The ER
Language: en
I’ve been able to understand animals since I was born. When I was three, the old golden retriever at my grandma’s house started barking frantically at me. [Don't drink that! There’s rat poison in the soup!] I got so scared I knocked the bowl of chicken soup off the table. Half an hour later, a rat that licked up the spill on the floor dropped dead by the baseboard, foaming at the mouth. When I was seven, the neighbor's pet canary spent all day cursing out their nanny. [Thief! Stole the money and hid it under the bed!] The police did a search and found the missing three thousand dollars…