Her Sixteen Million Dollar Yogurt Mistake
Language: en
Just because I ate an extra tub of the company's Greek yogurt, the new intern reported me for embezzling company property. My fiancée, who was the CEO, called me out in front of the entire company at our weekly all-hands meeting. She suspended me on the spot and had the intern lead a full investigation—even tracking how many squares of toilet paper I used. Two weeks later, the intern rolled out a forty-foot-long invoice, claiming I owed the firm ninety-three thousand dollars in damages. I looked at my fiancée. She was staring at him with pure admiration. "Pay up, Wade. It's strictly…