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Language: en
I bought myself a companion merman, and pretty much every day, I practically glued myself to him, begging for cuddles. But he was incredibly fierce. The second I touched him, he would bare his fangs. I was just about to drain his tank to teach him a lesson when a message from Customer Support popped up on my phone. "We are so sorry, babe! We checked our records and realized we shipped you the wrong order. He is an ornamental merman. He does NOT provide intimate services!" "Please keep your distance! If he detects any boundary-crossing behavior, he will instantly go feral. Your physical…