The Algorithm Ranked Me Seventh to My Boyfriend
Language: en
I wrote an algorithm designed to calculate exactly who cares about you the most. Originally, I just wanted to test it out. I wanted to see what score my relationship with my boyfriend would get. The system handed me the results. I ranked seventh in his heart. I actually laughed. Seventh? Even his pet cat ranked fourth! I didn't cry. I didn't throw a tantrum. I just turned around, blocked his number, and deleted him from my life. A few days later, he was crying, begging me to come back. I just smiled. "Sorry, do I know you?"