My Arch-Nemesis Is Acting Strange
Language: en

My arch-nemesis and I both suffer from highly specific, incredibly inconvenient disorders. I have skin hunger, a physical condition that leaves me desperately touch-deprived. He has episodic amnesia, and when his memory wipes, I am the only person he remembers. So, we made a deal. He said, "Let's partner up. I'll help ease your skin hunger, and you play along whenever my brain resets." It sounded like a reasonable transaction. What I didn't expect was for his amnesiac self to genuinely believe I was his girlfriend. He would kiss me, touch me, and make out with me until my lips were…