My Homely Wife Blew Up My Entire Internet Fame
Language: en
Bored out of my skull at home, I dragged my wife to join a couples' reality show. She was a woman who seemed surgically attached to her faded sweatpants and fuzzy slippers. The internet immediately ripped us to shreds. [A washed out actor and a deadbeat couch potato. A match made in heaven.] [What does Cole even see in her? Does he like the way her slippers squeak? Or maybe he loves how she outruns grandmas for discounted eggs at the grocery store?] Right after the broadcast started, the hottest rising star Jaxon paraded his elite corporate wife around, soaking up all the spotlight. The…