Traded To The Campus Queen
Language: en
The day before move-in, my girlfriend told me she’d lost me in a game of Truth or Dare. Before I could even process what she meant, she added me to the "Class of 2028" Discord server—a massive digital shark tank for incoming freshmen. Within seconds, a new announcement pinged across the screen: [CHALLENGE UPDATED: Congrats to Audrey Quinn for winning herself a brand-new, 260-pound boyfriend!] Immediately following the text, a photo was dropped into the chat. It was me, circa sophomore year of high school. I was wearing an oversized, stained hoodie; my stomach was pressed against the desk,…