Revenge of the Blind Box Boyfriend
Language: en
The night before freshman orientation at Pacific Coast University, my e-girlfriend of a year, Sienna, auctioned me off in a dorm icebreaker game. Before I could even process what was happening, my phone buzzed violently as I was dragged into a GroupMe chat with over a hundred incoming freshmen. The pinned announcement lit up my screen: [Congrats to Brooke on winning one 200-pound boyfriend in the Mystery Box auction! All sales final!] A second later, a photo from my junior year of high school hit the feed. In the picture, I was squeezed into a faded navy school hoodie that looked like…