Zero Points For My Husband
Language: en

Conrad Whitmore lived his life by an executive scorecard. Back when we were dating, he told me that anything—and anyone—scoring below a ninety wasn’t worth the investment of his time. After we married, every facet of my existence was audited, weighed, and graded. On our second anniversary, I spent six hours braising, roasting, and plating a four-course dinner of his favorites. He took one bite of the reduction, set his fork down, and murmured, "Eighty-nine." Then he wiped his mouth with a linen napkin and left to keep Whitney company because she had mentioned over text that her stomach…