Keep The Love Give Me Cash
Language: en
I was born a gold-digger. If you believe in past lives, mine ended the exact millisecond my previous parents declared bankruptcy. Legend has it I practically strangled myself with my own umbilical cord in the womb just to re-roll the cosmic dice and punch a ticket into old money. Later, when an amateur child snatcher grabbed me from a park at age four with plans to sell me off to some backwoods hollow, I swiped a rusted box cutter from her glove compartment, pressed the edge against her kidney, and gave her a flat ultimatum: "You drop me off with a family worth nine figures, or you bleed…