The Stolen Towel
Language: en
Right as I swallowed a handful of pills to end my life, I saw a post on a forum. [What is the worst thing you ever did to your college roommate?] The comment getting dragged the hardest read: [On the first day of freshman year, I forgot my bath towel, so I used my roommate's. I ended up giving her my infection.] [I was scared, so I told everyone her towel was dirty and that she infected me.] [She even paid me ten thousand dollars for emotional distress.] Someone replied, asking what happened to the roommate. [I used the communal washing machines downstairs to wash my underwear, and I ended…