No More Love by the Wheel
Language: en
On the night of our seventh anniversary, I got down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. In response, her personal assistant dragged out a massive carnival prize wheel for the tenth time to decide my fate. Once again, the ticking needle bypassed the "Engagement" slot. It clattered to a stop on a punishment: Lick the assistant's shoes. "Oh well. Since you look so pathetic, I will give you a consolation prize." Victoria smiled down at me. "Just finish this little punishment, and I will finally agree to marry you." Her assistant, Simon, deliberately shoved his leather shoe into a nearby…