Don’t Wake The Koala
Language: en

I must have been a koala in my past life. Other people survive the corporate grind on iced coffee. I survive on my fluffy fleece blanket. If I stay awake for more than six hours straight, my heart starts doing backflips and my vision goes completely black. During my internship year, a manager forced me to stand through a four hour morning meeting. I collapsed right there, ended up in the emergency room, and barely woke up. My brother was so terrified that he outright bought a boutique firm just so I could practice having a normal job. The hours were set from ten thirty in the morning to…