The Intern Trusted AI And Planned Surgery With Slime
Language: en
On the administrator’s mother’s first day in the ER with a fracture, our new intern Brittany shrieked, “Everybody drop your scalpels! Aura says slime glues fractures better. It fills bone fragments and cools stress. Steel pins hurt and scar.” Cradling her phone on a call with AI Aura, she swallowed its words. “High polymer composite! Aura guarantees legal responsibility.” In my past life, I slapped the pink slime away, lecturing her that AI had no surgical qualification. Brittany wailed about workplace bullying, fled to the roof, slipped, and died. Chief Harrison and media painted me a…