My Cheap Ex Wanted a Free Buffet, So I Served Him a Prison Sentence
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My coworker invited me to an all-you-can-eat Japanese buffet. It was $78 per person. I took a picture and shared it with my boyfriend, but he completely lost his mind. "A $78 buffet? Are you eating food or gold?!" "Greedy women rot in hell for gluttony! Aren't you afraid of getting your tongue ripped out?!" To get a free meal, my boyfriend rushed to the restaurant and tried to force me to fake food poisoning with him. Watching him roll around on the floor, howling like a dog, I took a step back and shook my head. "Sorry, I don't know this man." 1 To meet our project deadline, our…