Listed for Sale on Prime Day—My Wife Never Expected a Buyer
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My wife said she was going to sell me, and I thought she was joking—until Prime Sales Day, when she actually put me up for sale online. In the Household Helper Services section: Name: Dexter Langston Age: 32 Service: To be determined by the buyer. Description: This is my husband—a good-for-nothing freeloader without any income. If you’re interested in a spineless bum, feel free to place an order. Price: One order equals one day, priced at $200 per day. Assuming he’s got about 40 years left, you could buy out his entire future for $250,000. Note: Whoever buys him for the rest of his life…