My Family Tried To Kill Me. Big Mistake.
Language: en
It was the third year of the Extreme Cold Apocalypse. I barely kept the indoor temperature above freezing, thanks to my stash of anthracite coal. My mother-in-law, Eleanor, who had fled to my house, dumped all the coal down the drain while I was asleep. I woke up freezing and confronted her. She just pointed indignantly at the "lucky crystal" she'd brought. "The spiritual advisor said all these dark, gloomy things in the house were blocking our luck and prosperity. They had to go." To "attract good fortune" in this apocalypse, she even tore off the insulation panels I'd used to seal…