Divorced Over Cilantro
Language: en
At noon, I opened my lunch box in the office and found something shocking inside the container my wife, Emma, had packed for me—a pack of cigarettes and a condom. She'd also added cilantro to the salad. The moment I saw everything, a chill ran down my spine. First of all, I don't smoke. Second, we always kept condoms in the nightstand drawer, so there was no reason to put one in my lunch box. Third, she knew I was allergic to cilantro. Why would she deliberately add it to my food? I thought about it for a moment, then picked up my phone and called my lawyer. "I need you to draw up…