Fresh Off Plane, Her OB Told Me To Abstain
Language: en
My pregnant wife was in excruciating pain, so I rushed her to the ER. After filling out the admission forms, the doctor gave me an earful: "Look, intercourse during pregnancy is generally safe, but you need to cut back! And when you do, take it easy on her." Those words hit me like a bucket of ice water. I'd been on a business trip for two weeks and just got back today. I hadn't even laid a hand on her. 1. I asked the doctor in a low voice: "Could masturbation cause issues too?" The female doctor shot me a dirty look: "Don't try to pin this on your wife! Whether you're the one or…