Nine Times Wasn’t Enough
Language: en
Julian Blackwood's mistress set him a monthly KPI: at least 10 sexual encounters. This month, he was too busy and only managed 9. His mistress responded by going on a one-day hunger strike. To appease her, Julian actually begged me to comfort Tiffany: "Aria, please go explain to Tiffany. Tell her I haven't touched you all year. Don't let her be jealous or upset." My eyes widened. Julian and I hadn't been intimate in three years, but his request was beyond ridiculous. I agreed to help him, but scoffed, "You should really see a doctor. If you can't even manage 10 times a month, what kind of…