Fire Me, Dear Wife? Think Again！
Language: en
At the company's annual gala, my wife's assistant, Caleb, had a couple of drinks, then suddenly mocked me in front of everyone. "Alex," he slurred, "Serena told me you last three seconds in bed, is that true?" "Are you sure about that?" I shot back, a cold edge to my voice. "Were you hiding under my bed every night, watching?" I grabbed his collar, warning him not to take his jokes too far. But my wife, Serena, immediately stepped in front of Caleb, smashing a wine bottle over my head. "Caleb was just trying to liven things up with a joke! Do you have to be such a jerk?" I was about…