My Wife Sleeps with a Teddy Bear, So I Filed for Divorce
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My wife, who always hated plush toys, suddenly bought a large teddy bear and started sleeping with it every night. She left me out in the cold. I couldn't take it anymore, so I proposed divorce at our daughter’s first birthday party. Everyone was stunned. Vivian grabbed a glass of wine and splashed it across my face, her voice seething with anger: “You’re jealous of a teddy bear? Are you out of your mind?!” I calmly wiped the wine from my face, my voice flat. “Didn't you tell the teddy bear you wanted to be with it forever? I'm granting your wish.” 1. “Ryan Henderson!” “Our…