The Dead Don’t Forgive
Language: en
For three years after my death, my mortal enemy Julian Davies visited my grave. The first year, he threw a wild party right on my tombstone. The second year, he hosted a barbecue party in front of my grave. The third year, he didn't show up. I heard he'd fallen into a river trying to pick up his phone. Now, he was the one dying. 1 Julian was dying. He'd jumped into a raging river for a phone. He managed to grab it but couldn't swim back up. They pulled him out, but he never woke up. Now he was lying in a coma in the ER. When I heard the news, I laughed for three solid…