I Was In A Fallout Shelter When The Zombie Apocalypse Started, Watching My Old School Bullies Tear Each Other Apart
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When the apocalypse arrived, the zombie outbreak began. I sat comfortably in the cool, old, abandoned Cold War bunker, watching the people who had bullied me in school now turning on each other like dogs fighting over scraps. The sight filled me with satisfaction, so I sent them a picture of me enjoying a warm bowl of chicken soup while my dogs, Max and Bella, happily gnawed on steaks. "Want some?" I asked, posting it in our class group chat. I watched their threats turn into desperate pleas, and all I responded with was: "Idiots. Keep dreaming." 1 October 21, 2021 It’s been three…