When I learned that the angrier my wife got, the richer my male assistant got, I screwed it up.
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My wife's assistant linked a bizarre system to me. Every time I got angry, his bank account would rake in massive amounts of money, directly proportional to my fury. He'd deliberately flirt with my wife, infuriating me so much I had a heart attack in the middle of the night and ended up in the hospital. Meanwhile, his bank account had three million dollars wired in, and he was so thrilled he posted three SnapChat stories. After I was revived, I confronted my wife, but she just sneered at me with contempt: "Oh, so Kyle's account gets more money the angrier you get? Why don't you admit…