Baby Power
Language: en
When I was just one month old, my mom's best friend recommended her an app called Infant Speech Translator. She recorded three seconds of my crying, and a line of text popped up on the screen. [My diaper is wet, my back hurts!] Mom undid my swaddle clothes and checked. She found out the app was correct. Over the next few months, the app seemed to get "everything" right about what I need. My rich father and my naive mother trusted it more and more. Then one day, Dad came home early, and the app produced these words. [Why hasn't that strange man who keeps kissing me come back? Mom…