On New Year's Eve, My Cousins Bragged About Their New Partners, But Their 'Partners' Were Actually Me and My Husband
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During the New Year's dinner, my cousin Arlo started boasting about his girlfriend, claiming she was a billionaire CEO, all while subtly flashing his knockoff Rolex. Then my other cousin, Hazel, jumped in to say her boyfriend was a Beijing big shot, waving her imitation Hermès bag at me and asking, "Ever seen one of these, cousin?" Funny thing is, the billionaire CEO and the Beijing tycoon they're bragging about are listed on the same marriage certificate. I took a sip of my drink and texted Ezra: "Since when did you get a girlfriend?" He replied immediately: "Auntie, that's not true.…